One thing I didn’t adore about kids earlier than I had them is that after they like one thing, they REALLY like one thing. You study the identical books hundreds of times. You behold the identical reveals hundreds of times. You hear to the identical song on repeat for hours. It’s like teenage me going through a crush by being attentive to a random Sign Novel song all evening and positively not being more uncomfortable than any human in history, thanks.
All of here is to relate that I no doubt hang watched most episodes of The Octonauts several dozen times each. Octonauts is a formulaic nonetheless charming rescue display veil with the twist that it moreover introduces childhood to undersea-carve-marine natural world, going into detail about their habitat, weird and wonderful behaviors, and plenty others. The trusty portion comes on the tip of every episode, when the leader of the Octonauts, Captain Barnacles (a polar maintain), recites the Creature File, somewhat song detailing what the team has realized.
If Barnacles had found Secret Horrid, his Creature File could perchance well hang long gone one thing like this:
Secret Horrid will not be any doubt chilly,
(Take a look at. Take a look at. Take a look at.)
Nonetheless it is miles flee by a foo-
GOD DAMMIT BARNACLES THIS SONG IS OVER
Anyway, like several kids’s reveals, Octonauts asks you to slump your disbelief regarding the sphere it portrays. For sure there could be an elite team geared up with improved technology saving animals and solving mysteries below the sea. Why wouldn’t their engineer be a inexperienced rabbit? Why wouldn’t their medic be a penguin. Why wouldn’t there be a semi-pirate cat, job description unknown*?
*Kwazii, the aforementioned cat, has a grandfather named ‘Calico Jack’, whom Octonauts-knowers could perchance well moreover not realize used to be the nickname of a trusty pirate working in the early 1700s. Calico Jack Rackham is credited with the invention of the Jolly Roger.
Nonetheless silent. How does this team exist? Clearly Professor Inkling and Tweak, the engineer, are the brains of the operation, nonetheless why are they caught below the sea? What’s their total mission? There’s not sufficient crimson tape/repeated suspensions of Kwazii for the Octonauts to be authorities-funded, so which method they’re privately funded.
Nonetheless the sources they expose are big. The Octonauts are in a position to developing bases in deep-sea trenches. They’ve constructed on the least two huge, jet-propelled submarines. They’ve rescue autos for all terrains, some demonstrating extremely improved technology. So, if they’re not a authorities company, who the hell is paying for all of this?
The more time you utilize in the Octonauts’ world, the more enigmatic their operations become. They appear to be the ideal undersea creatures with technology of any model. But here is a international with a most essential tech presence on land — Ranger Marsh in the Everglades has a radio, there are unaffiliated polar monitoring stations in the Arctic, and the litter that threatens maritime environments clearly comes from someplace.
I don’t have faith that Inkling, their supposed founder, can presumably be the provision of all of these sources, since he spends most of his time in his undersea library doing nothing and the remainder being actively useless. Tweak is a possibility, nonetheless her father lives in meager accommodation in the coronary heart of a swamp, and so I’m skeptical she possesses great non-public reserves of wealth.
My conclusion: someone on the ground is quietly funneling funds and tools to the Octonauts for an unknown reason. Given that the team’s portrayed mission is purely humanitarian, why the secrecy? Why the lack of overland authorities contact/recognition. Despite every part, every member of the team bar Inkling and the Vegimals (half of vegetable, half of sea-creature … issues. Don’t question) is perfectly in a position to creating long journeys on land and are, in most conditions, more at home there than at sea. What are they doing wandering around the ocean?
Given all of the above, I think the Octonauts are a international smuggling operation. They’ve a quasi-hidden rescue operation which is old as a propaganda protect and an excuse for them to creep around the sphere, transferring illicit items for the ground-dwellers and being rewarded with cash and tools to fund a lavish undersea lifestyle.
Don’t have faith me? Want to mediate that Barnacles et al. are pure philanthropists? That’s wonderful. Nonetheless please question your self the vital ask: who funds the Octonauts?